You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
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at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
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So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
just caught myself putting beer in the oven and pizza in the fridge. i should be a trainwreck by tonight.
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