Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
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I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
I'M CUDDLING WITH MY CAT AND THAT GUY SENT ME A DICK PIC. UNANNOUNCED DICK PICS ARE TERRIFYING AND MY CAT WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
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They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
You ran the halls of the dorm naked handing out condoms. You were the sex fairy. Best you can do if you're not getting laid.
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