this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
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