is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
the girl i fucked last night woke up this morning, disoriented and looked at me, and said "oh, you're hot." and went back to sleep.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
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drunk me just left notes all around the apt to remind shitfaced me that i have mashed potatoes in the fridge. do not take them down if you come home before me.
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
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Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
Should I be concerned that the new guy I'm seeing just referred to my stealing a sailboat in college while drunk as "wholesome"?
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
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