The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
Somewhere between catching the stove on fire and not being aware of it being on fire while I'm in the living room. I drank too much.
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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