it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
Showing up at the grocery store at 5am to have the clerk sprint to the condom cabinet waiving the keys because you told him to hurry it was an emergency
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
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