She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
MY FUCKING CAT JUST GAVE BIRTH AND IM FUCKING STONED AND I FUCKING DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
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