I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
my mom asked me how i could steal on a clear conscious and i told her it was because when i was younger she let me watch alladin and he did it.
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
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