who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
they need to just BURY HIM!
he told me my hair look so beautiful and as he was stroking it his fingers got caught in my BUMPIT. How are you supposed to explain that one?
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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