billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
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