On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
I am never drinking with the goths again.
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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