I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
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