I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
I'm in a cab, in a strange city, and my driver looks like he's going to eat me. My facebook password is **** I want you to have the one thing I hold dearest to my heart.
My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
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Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
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Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
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