question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Fuck appropriateness.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
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