Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
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