She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
Jerry, you need to find god
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
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In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
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He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
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