if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I really want to text him and congratulate him on having a bigger penis than the guy I dumped him for, but I thought that might be awkward...
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
I think someone tried to make a huge bowl of ramen in my bathtub. There's noodles everywhere in my bathroom.
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
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