Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
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I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
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Can we just agree for a moment that semen in your sinuses is the fucking worst?
If I ever write a memoir I'm thinking "Choosing to sit in a vat of shit" would fit
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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