I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
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If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
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So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
Came home plastered at 8am. Roommate had hot glued all the ashtrays and various items to their surfaces. Couldn't handle it. Went back to the bar.
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
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