Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
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Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
Opening beer with my teeth is getting easier the drunker I become.
It turns out my teeth are bleeding.
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
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Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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