this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
Is a Chipotle burrito an acceptable "sorry I ran over your cat" gift?
God, you're like boner-b-gone
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
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I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
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Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
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