we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
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I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
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I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
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