it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
Circle jerk is a real thing. It looks like five innocent virgins in a closet at my brother's bar mitzvah. Yeah, I walked in on that.
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
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