There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
Church boner. Awkwardddd
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
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Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
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It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
its liver damage thursday
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