didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
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I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
Apparently im getting a reputation for how i mix drinks. Im the midas of booze. Everything i touch turns to koolaid.
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
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I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
MY DINNER LAST NIGHT CONSISTED OF SEMEN AND A PROTEIN SHAKE... MY TRAINER WOULD BE PROUD I DIDN'T HAVE CARBS!
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