It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
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