how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
Randomize
