He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
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