im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
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Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
Eating a TV dinner and watching Goosebumps on Netflix, the sad, sad title of my autobiography.
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Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
I'm too drunk to make ramen. What the fuck is this.
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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