Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
I literally have been drunk for three days entirely by myself, the world cup may kill me
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
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I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
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And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
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