Responsibility does not care about your dick.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
Cover your peen. We're going out.
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
Panties = found
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
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