The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
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Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
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I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
you're hired as official boob wrangler
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
Replacing my paralegal is easy. Replacing my favorite office fuck toy is a totally different story. Damn him for wanting to better himself instead of being my manwhore
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