So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
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Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
Piecing together the sordid story from witness accounts and photographic evidence, courtesy of Fcebook. My night included Mojitos, lighting the bar on fire and declaring myself the Queen of Nerds when I stole someone's flashing tiara. Woke up this morning with a velvet cape and plastic scepter to match. Mojitos are awesome!
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
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He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
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