There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
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He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
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I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
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