It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
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He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
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He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
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