You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
he was CRYING into my vagina
i wish there was a 'silent except for booty calls' volume level on my phone
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
I’m going to fail his daughter so she stays in my class and I can keep fucking him. BEST. ORGASMS. EVER.
Then you can teach the kid to be a home wrecker
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