I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
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Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
I just saw a fat chick ask the bartender to top her corona off with grenandine cuz she has a "sweet tooth" no that's diabetes fatty
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
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Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
When she introduced her friend to me I shook his hand and told him not to leave his ugly vest at my apartment in the morning. He took it off and bought me a shot.
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
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