yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
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You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
I just woke up to three voicemails from you. In the first one you just straight laughed for 3 minutes. In the second you did bird calls. In the third you were hysterically crying. Have fun last night?
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
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Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
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