you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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