margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
this girl with a french braid down the center of her head won't stop talking about the benefits of the free market. i'm hungover, bloated and haven't slept for 4 days. shut up french braid girl, shut up.
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when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
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So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
My gut is currently telling me that Jesus did not intend for us to eat shrimp pad thai on Easter
Is this a considering it or regretting it text?
I just shit out what feels like an entire shrimp with claws and all. You tell me.
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
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