Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
My 8 year old wants to name our new cat "fur burger". how do i explain that this is not really appropriate?
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
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Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
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Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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