Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
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