nut hugger
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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