I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
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I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
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You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
But don't thank me for faking being asleep, if I was the real wing man, I would have left the bed
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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