Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
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Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
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i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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