I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
The police scanner is talking about you again....
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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