hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
Dude, you left ME alone in your house. With your fully-stocked wine cellar. Why would you do that to yourself?
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
Found a fruit roll up in my pocket this morning. This means my daughter has a peach blunt wrap in her lunchbox.
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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