He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
winnie the pooh came out of nowhere and offered me a burrito...it was a fucking amazing burrito.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
is it fun? or sober?
Shame - the story of my life.
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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