I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
Your parents are going to be so confused in the morning
More like pissed. but ill be sure to explain my pathological fear of terrorists hiding in the bathtub
I wish i could be there for it
The sign in front of ihop says "designated drivers get half off their order"
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
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So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
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I found a body half wedged into my bedroom wall this morning. How do I explain THIS to the carpenters?
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
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