after you took your Demerol you started flying around and talking like the robot ship on the movie Stealth. then you licked my iPhone and declared the mission a success.
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
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