I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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