the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
The only thing that would make my night better is if William Shatner came and read me a bedtime story.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
I'm just saying, I walked in on you blowing a burrito. I now understand how obsessed you are with Taco Bell. And how long it's been since you've got some.
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
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