too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
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It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
he's gonorrhea incarnate
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
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I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
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