bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
Guess what I'm doing tomorrow?
Becoming a productive member of society?
Sam. Come on.
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
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