$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
Dude, you need to come and get her. She's sitting on the bathroom floor making hearts with her menstrual blood. And remind me never to let her do jello shots again
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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